with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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