Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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