would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I deserve this hangover.
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