would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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