what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
