Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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