I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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