Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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