I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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