I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize