I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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