It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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