the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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