So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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