my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
