Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Can you bring me the toilet please
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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