what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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