after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Randomize
