Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I wish i was in the wii world.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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