This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
