butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He kissed a someone with a penis
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
i drank out of a bidet.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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