it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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