So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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