Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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