Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I think I am morally bankrupt
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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