So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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