what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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