I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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