i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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