You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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