Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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