if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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