For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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