She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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