In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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