I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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