I cockslap morals
handjob tips. give me some.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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