doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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