i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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