she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize