They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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