I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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