Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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