Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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