i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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