Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
You did what with his pubic hair?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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