Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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