So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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