in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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