Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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