so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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