That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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