it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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