So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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