Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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