No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
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